This is a mail that I recieved from Tweedledum today......to think that I have been brave enough to marry this guy, to love, honour and obey him. So, help me god:-)
"Here is a formula for an orgasmic burp that will put all to shame. Just to remind you, this is patented and I strongly suggest that you do not plagiarize it.
The Royal 'Tweedledum'* Burp: Eat a stomach full of spicy food. As your tummy starts feeling the pain, take a chilled bottle of soda or coke, as per your preference. Gulp down the cola and feel it slide down your throat. As the cold soda come into contact with the spice at the basement (and sometimes the throat) of your tummy, you feel the trembling of the first eruptions from deep within. As the gas rushes upwards (or sometimes downwards) to find a cavity to escape, gently open your mouth. Hold the upper row of teeth with your right hand and the lower jaw with your left. When you feel the gas reaching the top of your throat, for an infinitesimally small moment, close your mouth and try to hold on to the gas at the entrance to the throat. Just as it becomes uncomfortable, yank open your mouth with your hands pulling the jaws apart and let the gas out in orgasmic delight. ………..ooohhhhhhh Nirvana!
Enjoy the Royal 'Tweedledum'* Burp and spread the love!"
The Royal 'Tweedledum'* Burp: Eat a stomach full of spicy food. As your tummy starts feeling the pain, take a chilled bottle of soda or coke, as per your preference. Gulp down the cola and feel it slide down your throat. As the cold soda come into contact with the spice at the basement (and sometimes the throat) of your tummy, you feel the trembling of the first eruptions from deep within. As the gas rushes upwards (or sometimes downwards) to find a cavity to escape, gently open your mouth. Hold the upper row of teeth with your right hand and the lower jaw with your left. When you feel the gas reaching the top of your throat, for an infinitesimally small moment, close your mouth and try to hold on to the gas at the entrance to the throat. Just as it becomes uncomfortable, yank open your mouth with your hands pulling the jaws apart and let the gas out in orgasmic delight. ………..ooohhhhhhh Nirvana!
Enjoy the Royal 'Tweedledum'* Burp and spread the love!"
*name withheld to ensure that he still has some friends left, if they ever get to this blog
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